Discount Captain America
The only thing this guy will be saving is his wallet by shopping at Walmart. That cheap plastic shield cannot even deflect a discount DVD sale, let alone a missile or a laser beam.
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Excessive Force
We really want to explain what happened here, but it seems like a streaker was brutally detained by Walmart’s finest. They seem quite content to leave him facedown, possibly to teach him the importance of sanitary practices, like wearing clothes.