Calling Her Mom In My Sleep
The truth is that every single one of us has experienced this humiliating mishap at some time in our lives. You’re in 5th-period social studies just after lunch. Your eyes start to grow heavy as you finish that personal pizza. After seeing that you’re about to nod off, Mrs. Robinson decides to call on you to answer a question in a surprising manner. You inadvertently call her mom while half-asleep. You will never forget it.
50FT Drink For Just A Dollar
Take a break from whatever you’re doing and go to McDonald’s. There’s a new limited-time deal from the renowned fast-food restaurant on drinks. It is possible to purchase a whole 50 ft supply of drink for just one dollar. Those unfamiliar with the metric system should know that this is roughly the length of a semi-trailer. We think that’s far too much booze. But who are we to make such a call? Maintain your super-sized lifestyle, America, and never change.