Let’s See If Hypnotism Still Works
The restaurant hired a local hypnotist to assist them bring in more guests after all previous marketing and promotion efforts had failed. It was via his hypnotic abilities that he was able to design this sign for them. It has the psychological power of bacon to attract people in. The way it works is that every hungry individual’s eyes come into contact with the middle of the circle, their lips begin to wet and they begin to want bacon very quickly.
Sorry But We’ve Never Seen Your Pet
You should be aware that the proprietors of Wicked Wok are completely uninterested in your family pet. Every time you come in, they become annoyed because you’re inquiring about your pet, who has been missing for many months. It’s time to move on from this situation. Wicked Wok makes egg rolls, fried rice, and sweet & sour soup. Nobody is looking for your missing pet. Perhaps you could try putting out fliers around the neighborhood and its neighboring areas next time.